Patent Archive
This area contains a summary of  designs submitted in the last few years which have peaked our interest, you are encouraged to leave any comments in the guestbook facility and they will be noted under the appropriate design.  These patent applications are available to view in full at the UK Central Patent Locus.

Cookie Machine (Patent No. 546791/TM/GLA)
Julian Stewart, Journeyman of the Toymakers Guild
While not normally associated with things culinary, this apparatus demonstrates the classic application of the boggus fatus phenomenon.

Farbecannon v2.0 (Patent No. 83צמ94עשG)
Sprengmeisterin, Journeyman of the Weaponsmiths Guild
A multi-purpose ballistic pigmentation resequencer.  The ergonomic design and efficient glamour conversion incorporated into this design makes it an excellent addition to any armoury.  This patent also contains working advances on the theories of the renowned Tin Man, making it a valuable reference for budding weapon smiths.

Fleigenstock v1.1 (Patent No. 10מך65צשY)
Sprengmeisterin, Journeyman of the Weaponsmiths Guild
A kinetic conversion matrix, allowing earthbound vehicles to take to the skies.  An elegantly simple design, allowing storage of agitational potential, and safe, continuous energy conversion into altitudinal force.

Hornet Backpack (Patent No: 256895(A)/TM/GLA)
Julian Stewart, Journeyman of the Toymakers Guild
This innocent looking backpack houses a glamour matrix which co-ordinates several hornet attack drones, these offensive units are gyroscopically target locked to another weapon, and fire simultaneously.

Hyperblaster MK1 (Patent No. #UNAVALIABLE#)
Phil Spanners, Journeyman of the Builders Guild
This design is typical of modern plasma-based weaponary, except for the muzzle, which has been adapted from the Q2 model.

Mach 12 Warstrider Neemotological Deathmobile (Patent No. #PROSCRIBED#)
Phil Spanners, Journeyman of the Builders Guild
The quintessential mech-anical armour for the modern Nocker.  While the designs are too complex to cover in any great detail here, let us assure the reader that they contain subsystems to suit any eventuality one could happen across while "mining and aquatic landscaping".

Powerbow v1.3 (Patent No: 130834/TM/GLA)
Julian Stewart, Journeyman of the Toymakers Guild
This advance in non-lethal weaponry features a new form of restraining energy, with more work it could be applied to larger targets such as vehicles, giants, etc.

Snowglobe (Patent No: 988430/TM/GLA)
Julian Stewart, Journeyman of the Toymakers Guild
The latest in portable defensive emplacements, this device basically creates an invisible lacerating barrier over corridor blocking areas.  Ideal for those quick get-aways.

Toffee Bomb (Patent No. #ERROR#)
Knicknac, Master Weaponsmith
Exploiting Hillmarks theory of general disarray, this mechanism created a pulse of destabilising energy which disrupts the morphic integrity of the local environment, essentially a quicksand grenade, the excellent for immobilising those pesky fence posts...

Universal Compass (Patent No. #UNAVALIABLE#)
Phil Spanners, Journeyman of the Builders Guild
Utilising the latest advances in gemmatric bridge theory, contemporary philosophy is fused with advanced chimerical materials to create perhaps the most useful tool since the right-handed screwdriver.  This 'compass' can be bound to one individuals glamo-magnetic signature.

Woolen Mail (Patent No. #PROSCRIBED#)
Knicknac, Master Weaponsmith
One of the most inspired designs in modern armour crafting, this impenetrable, yet fashionable garment is a sure hit when the ice giants are chasing your tail.  A subtle combination of traditional light-weight materials and modern galvanising techniques, make this a good choice for flight suits, shark baiting and sky-diving.