Flange - Builders Guild - Duchy of Dew
Bes Din of Edinburgh
Elected Speaker for the Commoners of the Duchy of Dew

"Nice job cunty-baws.  Keep up the good work"

Julian Stewart - Toymakers Guild - Duchy of Irons
Royal Artificer to the Queen of Caledonia

"...of course he's perfectly bloody safe - he's wrapped in clingfilm."

SPRENGMEISTERIN - Weaponsmith Guild - Generally in Transit

"Verpiss dich"